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My unfavourite Day
by Webgibberer
I got off on the wrong side of bed
I knew because I banged my head.
I rubbed my head where it felt sore
The wall, it grinned and asked for more.
I brushed my teeth in the greatest haste
Until I remembered I hadn't used paste.
I tried to boil eggs, but they turned into chickens
Who decided to play hide and seek in my kitchen.
I ordered a pizza on delivery
But the cockroaches had found it long before me.
I left the house for better luck
And almost walked into a truck.
The driver growled and shook his head
But I did not hear what he said
Because a wasp had stung my ear
And another one hovered near.
I spun away from it and fled,
Only to bump into a lamp-post instead.
"Oh Lamp-post," I groaned, "I have fairly good eyes,
but even a coconut can see better than I."
I hugged the lamp-post again and found
That my brain had certainly not remained sound,
For the lamp-post was really a coconut tree
And of course, a coconut fell on me.
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